Earth (The year 3994 of an alternate reality. In what was once): Thundarr, Ariel, and Ookla's travels have once again brought them to the remains of . Where they here stories from the local Villagers of a Dark Wizard who rules from his great tower (It was once The Empire State building). Thundarr decides to defeat the wizard and free the villagers from his oppression. So ignoring Ariel's suggestion that they make a plain first Thundarr leaps on to his horse and shouts "Ariel, Ookla, Ride!".
Ariel: Who better to do the commentary, then two sorceresses?
Teela: Two sorceresses? What do you mean?
Ariel: Your not a sorceress? I can sense your latent magic potential inside of you.
Teela: Ummm ok, your Magic radar must be off, I’m not a sorceress.
Ariel: Fine, but one day I am sure you will discover your true powers.
Teela: I think we should get off the subject of me and get to the fight.
Ariel: Yes, you are right. He-Man jumps into the air, sword down to plunge through Thundarr.
Teela: Thundarr at the last moment dodges behind He-Man as He-Man’s sword stabs into the ground.
Ariel: Thundarr, taking advantage of He-Mans momentary lack of mobility swings his sword at He-Man.
Teela: He-Man catches Thundarr’s sword with his own, and pushes back.
Ariel: Thundarr’s Sun Sword flies out of his hand, he’s in trouble now.
Teela: He-Man, being the master of chivalry that he is flings his own sword behind him.
Ariel: Both competitors are unarmed, this fight is down to hand-to-hand combat.
Teela: Thundarr jumps into the air, leg out-stretched in an attempt to kick He-Man in the head.
Ariel: He-Man grabs Thundarr’s outstretched leg, and flings him over his shoulder.
Teela: As Thundarr hit’s the ground, He-Man turns around.
Ariel: Thundarr gets up and runs at He-Man.
Teela: When he gets to him, Thundarr puts all of his being into gut punching He-Man.
Ariel: Apart from the mild wincing, and being pushed back a few inches, He-Man seems to be unhurt.
Teela: Thundarr backs away, with a mixed look of confusion, anger, and horror.
Ariel: The look on Thundarr’s face is very easy to read, in his mind the only thing he could possibly be asking himself is ‘how?’
Teela: He-man, pulls his fist back, and punches Thundarr in the forehead.
Ariel: Oh, I do hope that that punch didn’t kill him!
Teela: Don’t worry, He-Man is always careful. That’s why he didn’t punch him full in the face.
Ariel: Well I better bring Thundarr back to Earth.
Teela: And I’m gunna chat up He-Man before he can run off again.
He-Man defeats Thundarr 13 votes to 3
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