"So let me get this straight," said Jafar, "Instead of trying to find people to help you in your quest for interdenominational domination, you're going to kill everyone who could possibly oppose you one by one?"
"That about sums it up." answered Maleficent.
"So that's why you made me write down the name of every magic user in the history of time and put their names in this empty cauldron?"
"May I ask 'why'"?
"So I can find my first opponent." Maleficent dipped her hand into the cauldron and pulled out a piece of paper."
"Why did you write two names on this one?"
"I put all available aliases for everyone."
"You have exceeded my expectations."
"Anything for you...uh...who is it?"
"Elphaba...aka, The Wicked Witch of the West."
Attic, Emerald Castle, Emerald City, OZ:
Elphaba levitated holding her broom in her hand, "So If you care to find me," she chimed "look to the western sky. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly, and if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To those who ground me take a message back from me. Tell them how I am defying gravity. I'm flying high defying gravity, and soon Ill match them in renown, And nobody in all of OZ, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down!" Elphaba flies out of a conveniently open window, and flies out of OZ, and over the forest. Man that was a long monologue, thought Elphaba poor Glinda, I wish she would have come with me. Suddenly there was a rush of wings, and a Dragon swooped down on Elphaba, causing her to fall off of her broom, and softly land into a conveniently placed hay bail.
"Prepare yourself, if you think you have a chance" says Maleficent as she lands about 10 yards away from Elphaba, and turns back to her human form. Elphaba takes to flight, broom in hand.
"This is not your day,"said Elphaba, "Too bad it's also your last!"
So who wins, Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West? or Maleficent, the Mistress of all evil?
Fiyero: My dear Flaba, she always gets mixed up in things like this, even if they aren’t her fault.
Jafar: I hope she has some fighting skills kid, or this will be quick.
Fiyero: Flaba? Or course! She could take on anyone!
Jafar: Ok, we need to both be calling her the same thing, otherwise people tuning in won't know who were talking about.
Fiyero: Oh, yes of course. Elphaba it is then.
Jafar: Elphaba throws a fireball at Maleficent, and Maleficent blocks it with a shield spell.
Fiyero: I would seem that Maleficent is getting impatient and turns into her dragon form…oh dear
Jafar: Maleficent breaths fire in Elphaba’s direction, but Elphaba, using her broom flies up and out of the way.
Fiyero: Maleficent swings her claws at the now air born Elphaba, and Elphaba teleports.
Jafar: Right onto Maleficent’s head.
Fiyero: Elphaba attempts to stab Maleficent’s eye with her broom, but to no avail.
Jafar: Maleficent bucks her head up causing Elphaba to go rocketing upwards.
Fiyero: Luckily Elphaba still has her broom, and glides downward, to about Maleficent’s eye level.
Jafar: Elphaba readies another ball of fire, but Maleficent swings her tail and hits Elphaba in the side. Causing her to crash into a tree.
Fiyero: Elphaba is unconscious.
Jafar: I looks like this fight is over, Maleficent wins!
Maleficent defeats Elphaba 11 votes to 9.
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