Human Torch: Hulk immediately grabs a near by computer console and hurls it at Thing.
Rick Jones: Thing dodges the computer as it whizzes past him, through some walls, and out the window. Thing stops his charging.
Human Torch: Thing turns around, and rips out a support beam.
Rick Jones: This fight is getting more and more dangerous.
Human Torch: Thing throws the beam at Hulk and charges forward. The beam soars through the air like a missile.
Rick Jones: Hulk is hit in the stomach by the beam, and thrown out the window.
Human Torch: Thing --who was charging-- jumps out the window after Hulk.
Rick Jones: Hulk seems to be enjoying the decent, arms and legs out stretched. Thing dives onto Hulks back, and grabs his shoulders.
Human Torch: They hit the ground with a force that rattles foundations, and the two get up.
Rick Jones: Hulk is a little dazed, so Thing turns around and grabs a car.
Human Torch: When he turns back, Hulk has a car too.
Rick Jones: The two immediately begin a sort of Car-sword-fighting match.
Human Torch: Shrapnel is flying in every direction as the two cars smash into each other.
Rick Jones: Hulks car is the first to be completely destroyed, all he has left is part of an axle, and maybe part of a door?
Human Torch: Thing hurls what’s left of his car at Hulk.
Rick Jones: Hulk blocks it with his arm, takes a step forward, and uppercuts Thing.
Human Torch: Thing rockets upward, Hulk looks around impressed with himself looking to see if anyone else saw.
Rick Jones: Once Thing reaches the outer atmosphere he begins to descend.
Human Torch: Hulk jumps into the air to meet Thing.
Rick Jones: Right at the peak of his jump Hulk meets Thing.
Human Torch: Hulk kicks Thing down with even more force than his gravitational acceleration would have allowed.
Rick Jones: Hulk falls too, a little slower, and goes into the fetal position.
Human Torch: Thing smashes into the street with a force that puts earth quakes to shame, and Hulk follows up by landing on Thing.
Rick Jones: I think Thing has had it.
Human Torch: Hulk gets off of Thing and walks away.
Rick Jones: And as the sad music plays, it can be said that Hulk has won.
Hulk defeats Thing, 19 votes to 2