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45. Hulk vs. Thing

The most natural fight in the world: a fight everyone wants to see: Hulk vs. Thing

*This fight was suggested by MindTrip

Fighters

Hulk

Thing

Set-Up

    Mr. Fantastic has invented a machine that will siphon away cosmic radiation. in hopes of changing Thing back into His Human form. Always one to be as careful as possible Mr. Fantastic decides to get a second opinion, And Calls Bruce Banner.
     Days later while Thing is out to lunch Bruce arrives. and he and Mr. Fantastic begin to look over the machine. While they work The Fantastic Four receives an urgent summons from S.H.I.E.L..D. Due to the urgent nature of the summons The Fantastic Four must leave without getting in touch with Thing. Mr. Fantastic tells Bruce that they will be back as soon as they can, And leaves Bruce to continue working on the machine. Some time after Mr. Fantastic and The Others leave Bruce decides to make sure the machine's wires are tight. However while checking the wiring  Bruce receives a very painful electrical shock and is set flying across the room into a wall by the jolt. This causes Bruce Banner to change into Hulk, who begins to smash everything in sight.
     Thing Returns home and hears some kind of commotion coming from Mr. Fantastic's lab, and runs to  investigate only to find Hulk destroying the lab. Thing runs in and puts Hulk in a reverse  Bear Hug. Hulk struggles for a moment then breaks free. Hulk then turns around, Grabs  Thing by the head and throws Him across the room into the machine that Bruce Banner had just been working on. As Thing Smashed into the machine it activated, But due to the fact that not all of the wires are in place instead of cosmic radiation being drained from Thing. He is bombarded with more Cosmic Rays. This caused Thing to change into His Spiked form (Making Him Twice as powerful). Thing gets back Up and says
    "All Right Ya Reject From A Vegetable Company, It's Clobberin Time!"
    Thing then runs  towards Hulk.
    Seeing Thing run toward Him, Hulk Shouts.
    "Hulk Smash Spiky Rock Man!"
    Hulk then rushes forward to meet Thing's Charge..........So Who wins this battle of Man Monsters?
*This Set-Up was written by SimbasGuard

Commentators

Rick Jones

Human Torch

Commentary

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Human Torch: Hulk immediately grabs a near by computer console and hurls it at Thing.

Rick Jones
: Thing dodges the computer as it whizzes past him, through some walls, and out the window. Thing stops his charging.

Human Torch
: Thing turns around, and rips out a support beam.

Rick Jones
: This fight is getting more and more dangerous.

Human Torch
: Thing throws the beam at Hulk and charges forward. The beam soars through the air like a missile.

Rick Jones
: Hulk is hit in the stomach by the beam, and thrown out the window.

Human Torch
: Thing --who was charging-- jumps out the window after Hulk.

Rick Jones
: Hulk seems to be enjoying the decent, arms and legs out stretched. Thing dives onto Hulks back, and grabs his shoulders.

Human Torch
: They hit the ground with a force that rattles foundations, and the two get up.

Rick Jones
: Hulk is a little dazed, so Thing turns around and grabs a car.

Human Torch
: When he turns back, Hulk has a car too.

Rick Jones
: The two immediately begin a sort of Car-sword-fighting match.

Human Torch
: Shrapnel is flying in every direction as the two cars smash into each other.

Rick Jones
: Hulks car is the first to be completely destroyed, all he has left is part of an axle, and maybe part of a door?

Human Torch
: Thing hurls what’s left of his car at Hulk.

Rick Jones
: Hulk blocks it with his arm, takes a step forward, and uppercuts Thing.

Human Torch
: Thing rockets upward, Hulk looks around impressed with himself looking to see if anyone else saw.

Rick Jones
: Once Thing reaches the outer atmosphere he begins to descend.

Human Torch
: Hulk jumps into the air to meet Thing.

Rick Jones
: Right at the peak of his jump Hulk meets Thing.

Human Torch
: Hulk kicks Thing down with even more force than his gravitational acceleration would have allowed.

Rick Jones
: Hulk falls too, a little slower, and goes into the fetal position.

Human Torch
: Thing smashes into the street with a force that puts earth quakes to shame, and Hulk follows up by landing on Thing.

Rick Jones
: I think Thing has had it.

Human Torch
: Hulk gets off of Thing and walks away.

Rick Jones
: And as the sad music plays, it can be said that Hulk has won.



Hulk defeats Thing, 19 votes to 2

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Disclaimer

Belong to Marvel Comics:

  • Hulk/Bruce Banner
  • Thing
  • Mr. Fantastic
  • Fantastic Four
  • S.H.I.E.L.D.
  • It's Clobberin Time
  • Rick Jones
  • Human Torch